Night Crumbs
While looking like the LSD baby of Tank Girl and Xuxa circa the 1980s, Katy Perry apparently held hands with Chris Martin at Glastonbury over the weekend. Orlando Bloom to Chris Martin? Okay, but Katy and Chris make sense as a couple to me and mostly because they both dress like rejected children’s show hosts from the 90s – Lainey Gossip
Heidi Klum’s man, who must have a 10″ inch dick that jizzes diamonds, denies that he cheated on her –