
I am doubtful I would make a good woman.
It is April 1st today and yesterday I thought about planting a story I was changing gender and wanted, from now on, to be known as Jean Fleming.
But, frankly, I couldn’t be bothered setting it all up believably and the self-publicity was not necessarily all positive.
April Fool jokes can turn and bite the begetter.
As I write this, it is 09.30am and already April 1st stories have appeared, a couple good, one bad.
At 00.25am this morning, comedy club-runner Martin ...